Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill.
Yeah well every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it
Dyslexics are teople poo!
Saw an article in a women's magazine with the headline "All men are liars!", which was ironic as it was opposite a Wonderbra advertisement.
"I feel like a heel." -The back of your foot
I hear my ex is now into cross dressing & looking for same. At least that's what the Craigslist ad I just posted on his behalf says.
I have this condition that prevents me from dieting & exercising
I get hungry
I wish I could be a barber before the mirror was invented, so my customers would never know if I did a bad job.