Now that "twerking" is in the Oxford dictionary, we probably can go back to grunting and hitting things to communicate with each other.
What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore. #kthbai
I can't see straight, the room is spinning and my speech is slurred.
I must be sober!
As much as I try to be an easygoing, stretch your wings and fly type I just can't stop trying to burst people into flames with my mind
When God closes a door, open a beer.
Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.
Before you steal someone’s thunder, consider if you REALLY want Zeus as your enemy
Dyslexics are teople poo!