Uh oh. It's almost basketball shorts season.
Is it officially dating after 3 or 4 likes on Instagram? I can never remember.
I really hate it when people repeat something twice when making a point. don't do that guys, don't do that.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Not to sound full of myself, but I'm like seriously the hottest girl at the abortion clinic today.
Just tried to switch to Bing. Google was like, "You can, but it'd be a real shame if some of your old searches got out..."
#Amazon is going to use flying drones to deliver packages. I’m ordering 50 pounds of bird seed, just to see what happens.
Where do I see myself in 5 years? Fighting crime in my invisible jet-OK CALL SECURITY THEY'RE NO MATCH FOR A FUTURE MEMBER OF JUSTICE LEAGUE