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Mar 04

@FinnMcIver: bad when someone turns the tap on and you're in the shower. it felt like I was being washed by the tears of someone with Sjogren's syndrome

 
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Jan 18

@AlottaInfo: I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

 
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Feb 07

@infimiz_one: It's cute how they keep advertising alcohol like there's somebody out there who needs to be reminded to drink

 
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Dec 30 2013

@tehaveragejoel: Vlad The Impaler: disturbing historical figure, or really awesome porn name?

 
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Feb 24

@FinnMcIver: I want to die like a popstar! like drowning in a bath or having my chest crushed by a doctor

 
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Jul 24 2013

@heidykurrv424: As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

 
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Oct 28 2013

@carlyken: Son, your mother prefers the Star Wars prequels over the originals. I'm still your father, but May The Divorce Be With You, Luke.

 
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Jul 29 2013

@maeganjekel0599: Hospitality = Making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

 
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