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Sep 23 2013

@RyanMaxRiley: Spinoza’s critics said his Theological-Political Treatise was forged in hell by Satan himself, which is a solid compliment for Satan.

 
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Jan 03

@infimiz_one: If you see a hot girl walking you should honk your CAR horn to let her know you're interested and afraid to talk to girls

 
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Jul 08

@ComedianJerryG: Ladies if you're gonna be breast feeding in public expect to get hit on by me.

 
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Nov 22

@snowmedia: Is it a sign that you are going to the gym too much if you hope you are getting supplements or pre-workout drink for Christmas?

 
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Sep 03 2013

@S3edious: What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore. #kthbai

 
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Sep 25 2013

@Michael_Erhart: Was gonna tweet about procrastinating, but I keep putting it off.

 
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Mar 02

@iGreenMonk: Don't expect her to play her part if other girls are auditioning for her role.

 
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Jun 28

@LeonEarlgrey: Orange is the new black, which explains why this spray tan makes me want to talk loudly in movie theaters.

 
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