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Sep 09

@nottakenpromise: Pets are better than siblings because they don't slow your internet connection down.

 
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Nov 17 2012

@iGreenMonk: To Do List : 1: Buy 4 Pigs 2: Paint numbers 1,2,3 & 5 on their backs 3: Release them in Wal-Mart 4: Sit back watch Security search for #4

 
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Mar 02

@Michael_Erhart: I've never been on a date because I really don't see the point of positioning myself on top of a fruit.

 
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Oct 31 2013

@lava89: When I was kid I wanted to become a robot, but once I heard that they might rise up and take over mankind I want to become one even more.

 
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Mar 02

@iGreenMonk: Don't expect her to play her part if other girls are auditioning for her role.

 
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Mar 02

@LisaOsepyan: I hope one day we can all live in peace, where chickens can freely cross the road without being questioned about their motives.

 
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Jan 06

@infimiz_one: One good thing about Pitbull he always announces his name so we know when to skip the song

 
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Jan 29

@Tumi_De_real: There's the land full of milk and honey and then there's the Kit Kat aisle in every supermarket

 
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