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Dec 17 2013

@ChaoticBeny: Black licorice tastes like Satan himself made candy and then it expired.

 
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Dec 17 2013

@LeonEarlgrey: I can tell how productive I was at work by how much battery my cell phone has left when I leave.

 
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Feb 16 2014

@iGreenMonk: If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem.

 
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Jan 15 2014

@ChaoticBeny: Just Lost my Mood Ring. Not Sure how i Feel About his.

 
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Feb 10 2012

@lava89: Before the 3D Movie, there was the Pop-up book.

 
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Jul 16 2013

@seemaeymanu052: When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

 
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Oct 19 2013

@Michael_Erhart: Instagram needs a duckface filter.

 
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Feb 14 2014

@LisaOsepyan: How can I high-five myself without looking weird?

 
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