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Jul 17 2013

@tawnafrennerw70: If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror.

 
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Jan 02 2014

@infimiz_one: I don't have any tattoos because I'm not of fan of pain or commitment. Pretty much the same reasons I'm not in a relationship

 
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Dec 10 2013

@RyanMaxRiley: A gang of Russian bikers called the Night Wolves has just found a Russian God. That’s impressive. But could they have done it without bikes?

 
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Oct 23 2013

@wickedblondeone: That whole Golden Rule thing kinda sucks if you're surrounded by a bunch of masochists

 
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Jan 24 2014

@vikkaroni: If God wanted me to be sober, he wouldn't have invented vodka.

 
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May 01 2014

@LisaOsepyan: who wants to f.........ocus on school?

 
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Sep 02 2013

@wickedblondeone: When a man revs his car engine next to me, I assume it’s code for “sorry ,I have a tiny penis, but hey doesn't my car sound sexy”

 
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Jan 26 2013

@iGreenMonk: Not all bitches are women.

 
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