If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must break your mirror.
I don't have any tattoos because I'm not of fan of pain or commitment. Pretty much the same reasons I'm not in a relationship
A gang of Russian bikers called the Night Wolves has just found a Russian God. That’s impressive. But could they have done it without bikes?
That whole Golden Rule thing kinda sucks if you're surrounded by a bunch of masochists
If God wanted me to be sober, he wouldn't have invented vodka.
who wants to f.........ocus on school?
When a man revs his car engine next to me, I assume it’s code for “sorry ,I have a tiny penis, but hey doesn't my car sound sexy”
Not all bitches are women.