Hopefully more sportsmen and women follow Tom Daley's lead, and come out. We really need more biathletes.
Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass
If I was a serial killer, I'd specialise in killing dwarves. Only because I hate digging.
#PerksOfDatingMe I sleep all day and wake up at 3pm so i basically cant cheat on u.
No image results for "Guy riding a giant hermit crab with a shell made out of a large cinnamon roll"? Get your act together, Google.
If you look in a mirror and say 'synergy' 3 times, a marketing executive appears and asks if we could touch base closer to the end of play?
I called 911 in a panic after catching my pants on fire. They thought I was lying.
Got some upside down teardrop tattoos for all my baby homies who were just born.