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Aug 28 2013

@sunshinewahlqui: Now that "twerking" is in the Oxford dictionary, we probably can go back to grunting and hitting things to communicate with each other.

 
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Sep 03 2013

@S3edious: What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore. #kthbai

 
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Feb 15

@vikkaroni: I can't see straight, the room is spinning and my speech is slurred. I must be sober!

 
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Sep 18 2013

@wickedblondeone: As much as I try to be an easygoing, stretch your wings and fly type I just can't stop trying to burst people into flames with my mind

 
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Feb 19

@iGreenMonk: When God closes a door, open a beer.

 
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Mar 07

@iGreenMonk: Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.

 
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Dec 12 2013

@wickedblondeone: Before you steal someone’s thunder, consider if you REALLY want Zeus as your enemy

 
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Nov 06 2013

@TheWriteStuff2u: Dyslexics are teople poo!

 
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