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Dec 25 2013

@LeonEarlgrey: *looking down at you* "whatever movie you're seeing this weekend I assure you the book was better."

 
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Oct 12 2013

@SOTTC_net: Studies show that women who wear bikinis are smarter than those that don’t. Those that don’t, go around naked and get arrested – not smart

 
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Sep 28 2013

@Michael_Erhart: To Bed, Bath, and Beyond!

 
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Apr 29

@MsCassieDaniels: If the girl was just a little bit more opened minded, most horror movies could be love stories.

 
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Mar 04

@FinnMcIver: bad when someone turns the tap on and you're in the shower. it felt like I was being washed by the tears of someone with Sjogren's syndrome

 
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Jan 03

@RyanMaxRiley: I’m wearing my t-shirt that says “I am a duck” to piss off ducks because who do they think they are?

 
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Feb 01

@Michael_Erhart: The bottom line is, a line at the bottom of the page.

 
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Mar 25

@FuckJeffGolblum: I hate how people look to shortcuts like pills for weight loss, instead of doing the right thing and putting in the work to learn photoshop

 
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