US military should stop water boarding and instead make terrorists listen to that duet between pink and the guy from fun
If I lived a double life I'd probably disappoint my mother twice as much.
i don't have to do much cardio, because I'm almost always running from my responsibilities.
Look its Bigfoot! Quick, grab the worst camera money can buy
I'm like O-positive blood; universally compatible
Uncle Ben's instant tastes nothing like uncle Ben's original and now I can say I've officially been disappointed by every man in my life.
Are you so smart phone trained that you have actually tried to zoom in with your thumb and index finger on an actual printed magazine?
If I was a serial killer, I'd specialise in killing dwarves. Only because I hate digging.