Pets are better than siblings because they don't slow your internet connection down.
To Do List :
1: Buy 4 Pigs
2: Paint numbers 1,2,3 & 5 on their backs
3: Release them in Wal-Mart
4: Sit back watch Security search for #4
I've never been on a date because I really don't see the point of positioning myself on top of a fruit.
When I was kid I wanted to become a robot, but once I heard that they might rise up and take over mankind I want to become one even more.
Don't expect her to play her part if other girls are auditioning for her role.
I hope one day we can all live in peace, where chickens can freely cross the road without being questioned about their motives.
One good thing about Pitbull he always announces his name so we know when to skip the song
There's the land full of milk and honey and then there's the Kit Kat aisle in every supermarket