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Aug 06 2013

@Angelee1027: How do Ghetto people count? 1) Wahh. 2) Two. 3) Three. 4) Foe. 5) Fieee. 6) Sih. 7) Selm. 8) Ate. 9) Naa. 10) Teh. 11) Lem. 12) Twehh

 
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Mar 07 2014

@iGreenMonk: Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.

 
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Jan 05 2014

@vikkaroni: Him: Hi Me: You have nice nostrils. Him:... Meeting boys is hard.

 
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Jan 03 2014

@LisaOsepyan: Imagine: A shazam app for people you can't remember but should.

 
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Aug 11 2013

@emeraldcitizeno: I refuse to dance to any song that tells me how to dance in the lyrics.

 
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Jan 03 2014

@LeonEarlgrey: My grandma sais technology has made us bad communicators,she sais were bad at interpreting social situations, I told her to shut the hell up

 
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May 20 2014

@LeonEarlgrey: "Witches ain't shit but hoes on sticks" -Wizard Rapper

 
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May 20 2014

@MsCassieDaniels: There is a party in my pants and ur invited, first can u use a coaster and lower the music, use the guest bathroom, forget it ur uninvited

 
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