*looking down at you*
"whatever movie you're seeing this weekend I assure you the book was better."
Studies show that women who wear bikinis are smarter than those that don’t. Those that don’t, go around naked and get arrested – not smart
To Bed, Bath, and Beyond!
If the girl was just a little bit more opened minded, most horror movies could be love stories.
bad when someone turns the tap on and you're in the shower. it felt like I was being washed by the tears of someone with Sjogren's syndrome
I’m wearing my t-shirt that says “I am a duck” to piss off ducks because who do they think they are?
The bottom line is, a line at the bottom of the page.
I hate how people look to shortcuts like pills for weight loss, instead of doing the right thing and putting in the work to learn photoshop