Black licorice tastes like Satan himself made candy and then it expired.
I can tell how productive I was at work by how much battery my cell phone has left when I leave.
If it can't be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it's a female problem.
Just Lost my Mood Ring. Not Sure how i Feel About his.
Before the 3D Movie, there was the Pop-up book.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Instagram needs a duckface filter.
How can I high-five myself without looking weird?