Spinoza’s critics said his Theological-Political Treatise was forged in hell by Satan himself, which is a solid compliment for Satan.
If you see a hot girl walking you should honk your CAR horn to let her know you're interested and afraid to talk to girls
Ladies if you're gonna be breast feeding in public expect to get hit on by me.
Is it a sign that you are going to the gym too much if you hope you are getting supplements or pre-workout drink for Christmas?
What do you call 2 guys fighting over a slut? Tug-of-whore. #kthbai
Was gonna tweet about procrastinating, but I keep putting it off.
Don't expect her to play her part if other girls are auditioning for her role.
Orange is the new black, which explains why this spray tan makes me want to talk loudly in movie theaters.