The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs A LOT less.
Look, I'm not trying to sound like a conspiracy theorist or anything, but what if his name isn't really the Kool-Aid Man!?
At the beginning of a relationship, I wonder if women rub their hands together and say "Let the games begin!"
I hear my ex is now into cross dressing & looking for same. At least that's what the Craigslist ad I just posted on his behalf says.
I've taken up knitting. Mostly it's just knitting my eyebrows together in confusion.
Perception is reality.
I perceive you to be a douchebag.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.