There is 364 days till Christmas and people have their lights up unbelievable
no, little sister, you don’t get extra points if you cry on your video game controller. i get those points
I really like pop tarts, but there needs to be some different genres too. How about rock tarts and rap tarts? Do you guys feel me? Guys?
#PerksOfDatingMe I sleep all day and wake up at 3pm so i basically cant cheat on u.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. :)
Once in a while I will wake up with shame and regret, and I keep telling them those are horrible names for prostitutes.
Wish my cat knew what I meant when I say "I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE SO FUCKING CUTE AHHHH!"
I am going to start a fan club for those that love baby seals. It will be called Club Baby Seals.