I never give crisp dollars in birthday cards, because I hate to waste good vending machine money.
Some days it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.
My most dangerous word is shenanigans, a hard word to translate because, like all Irish words, it has a certain level of trickery built in
The movie "her" is just a rip off of plankton and Karen
I really think it's time to buy a new house. This one is just too messy to live in anymore.
Hey you with the Uggs, Michael Kors bag, iPhone, scarf and super excited voice.. *70 million white women turn around*
Frogs must have unlimited lives to be able to croak as much as they do.
Zoologists, do worms know where hell is?