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Apr 07 2012

@BlotterMonkey: Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill.

 
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Jan 15 2014

@LisaOsepyan: Yeah well every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it

 
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Nov 06 2013

@TheWriteStuff2u: Dyslexics are teople poo!

 
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Mar 04 2014

@gringothespice: Saw an article in a women's magazine with the headline "All men are liars!", which was ironic as it was opposite a Wonderbra advertisement.

 
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Feb 21 2014

@Michael_Erhart: "I feel like a heel." -The back of your foot

 
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Aug 17 2013

@NurseSeymour: I hear my ex is now into cross dressing & looking for same. At least that's what the Craigslist ad I just posted on his behalf says.

 
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Feb 23 2014

@mattchew81: I have this condition that prevents me from dieting & exercising I get hungry

 
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Oct 21 2013

@lava89: I wish I could be a barber before the mirror was invented, so my customers would never know if I did a bad job.

 
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