Its Friday the 13th or as I like to call it 'A normal day'
I really hate emoticons. :(
Who wants to play game theory on here with me to the death? You’d win, but it’d be on your conscience, until the device kills you. Your call
"Squintin ain't easy it's hereditary"
I like my women like I like my coffee: spilling all over me as soon as I climb in my car.
If you think it will hurt to much to get a face tattoo, you could always get a shirt that sais "Dont ever hire me".
*goes bungee jumping*
Instructor: How many times do you want to jump?
Instructor: You don't need a bungee then.
*jumps to death*
I really think it's time to buy a new house. This one is just too messy to live in anymore.