Why do people take selfies with a face that looks like they're taking a shit? Did you not learn how to smile or what
I'm gonna assume this U2 album comes with my virginity back?
Love: When a man knows a girl is on her period, yet he still wants to hang out with her
Pets are better than siblings because they don't slow your internet connection down.
You buy a girl flowers and she thinks about you once. But if you buy her food she has to think about you later when she's pooping too
Honestly thumbs up to all you doing your thing. Wether it's working, going to school, or just being a hoe. DO YOU ????
Canadian citizenship test:
Do you want be Canadian?
"Hello? 911? I need to report a vicious murder.....
bitch just killed my vibe"