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Aug 14

@LisAHHHHHHHH: I'd jump in front of a very light and well cushioned beach ball for you

 
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Aug 14

@LisAHHHHHHHH: I'm having a stare-down with my cat, bitch is in it for the win

 
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Aug 11

@LisAHHHHHHHH: I'm sorry for eating your baby..next time don't wrap it like a burrito

 
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Aug 10

@LisAHHHHHHHH: I want a friend who doubles as a wifi hot spot. #pleaseandthankyou

 
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Aug 06

@ComedianJerryG: 1 in 5 men suffer from Sexual Performance Anxiety...I'm pretty sure I suffer from it too...I'm always anxious to get laid.

 
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Aug 04

@ComedianJerryG: I'm against "Same Sex" Marriages...couples should have the right to Change it up once in while.

 
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Jul 30

@ComedianJerryG: I've got the Filthy down, now I just need the Rich part to kick in.

 
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Jul 24

@ComedianJerryG: Seeing my kids growing up so fast makes me realize that I'm becoming a DILF

 
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