I am exhausting all my power at the gym; my phone battery power. It is taking my last bit of juice just to tweet this. #hardworkout
I discovered two things I get done at the gym. I get physical fitness and my social media updated.
Is it a sign that you are going to the gym too much if you hope you are getting supplements or pre-workout drink for Christmas?
Show me "this hilarious YouTube video" by all means, but if it takes more than 15 seconds of my time, it will never be hilarious.
Don't Do It Charles Manson! Its a Death Sentence!
Me at a Swap Meet...
Me: How much is this?
Me: Hmmm...how about I give you $10?
Guy: Nope, now its $13
Me: Shit, Ok, I'll take it
Working on my Ebola Bucket Challenge list...its harder than you think to choose only 5 people to get infected.
Me: Hey Siri, what is a basic bitch?
Siri: *turns front camera on*