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Sep 12

@Ifshebaddoe: I'm gonna assume this U2 album comes with my virginity back?

 
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Sep 12

@Ifshebaddoe: Love: When a man knows a girl is on her period, yet he still wants to hang out with her

 
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Sep 09

@nottakenpromise: Pets are better than siblings because they don't slow your internet connection down.

 
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Sep 08

@Ifshebaddoe: You buy a girl flowers and she thinks about you once. But if you buy her food she has to think about you later when she's pooping too

 
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Sep 06

@Ifshebaddoe: Honestly thumbs up to all you doing your thing. Wether it's working, going to school, or just being a hoe. DO YOU ????

 
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Aug 29

@Ifshebaddoe: Canadian citizenship test: Question #1 Do you want be Canadian? Question #2 Wtf why?

 
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Aug 21

@LisAHHHHHHHH: "Hello? 911? I need to report a vicious murder..... bitch just killed my vibe"

 
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Aug 14

@LisAHHHHHHHH: I'd jump in front of a very light and well cushioned beach ball for you

 
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